Tuesday, June 7, 2011
I am SO not a mommy blogger, but what the hell. This is making a kid squirm so I'm all down with that.
Last night I got a package, I freaking LOVE packages! I'd been waiting on this one forever. I ordered this top from Free People :
My damn mailman hates me. He marked it "moved left no forwarding address." WTF? I've lived here for 14 long years. I'm still waiting on my Nike package too. Andrea, see what you can do about that one will ya?
Anyway I was so excited to finally get the package after waiting for what seemed like months that I tried it on immediately. It was HOT, I mean smokin' hot and I love it! Although I have to admit the top looked SO much better on me since I have, like, a hundred times bigger boobs than the girl in the picture. (Yes, I've had too much iced tea and cake frosting today and I'm giddy.)
I pranced out into the living room where everyone, including my 13 yr old, was. He took one look at me and said in a desperate voice,
"Mom, you're NOT wearing THAT to the meeting at school in the morning are you?"
Hehe, I love it when they ask me questions like that.
"Of course I am! Isn't it beautiful?"
My poor son began shaking his preteen, freaked out, fuzzy little head and pleaded, "Mom PLEEEEEEZE don't wear that tomorrow, pleeeeeeze."
That's when EVERYONE jumped in, "Mom you have to wear it, it looks GREAT!"
"Mom, please, please don't wear it. All the teachers were totally checking you out last time. Then they look at me all weird the rest of the day."
"Well would you rather me wear my leathers with my tattoos showing?"
"Yeah, cuz that's cool!"