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Ten Really Bad Things, Well Maybe Five

Sunday, July 24, 2011

This weekend totally sucked. Motorcycle trip was the trip from hell. So I'll try to come up with ten five really bad things that DIDN'T happen this weekend.

1) I didn't go to jail for hunting down and beating to a pulp the punks that stole helmets and riding glasses from the bikes this weekend.

2) The skin under my watch and my kick ass, biker babe bracelet didn't get sunburned.

3) My latte wasn't made wrong when I FINALLY found a Starbucks.

4) There wasn't a deer around any corner I encountered, although a poor chipmunk lost his life.

5) The llamas at the hotel didn't spit at me when I fed them.

Anything not listed in the above items, feel free to believe it happened.

16 comments:

Rob-bear July 24, 2011 at 11:54 PM  

Oh, my! Oh, dear! The poor chipmunk!
And it absolutely was not a great time for the Diva; I would gather from the whole tone of the blog, listing things that didn't happen.
But then, a night of making love under the stars? That wasn't listed. But, somehow, . . . well, um, ah.
Moving along, then.
What of next weekend?

MarkD60 July 25, 2011 at 3:40 AM  

I always worry about someone stealing my helmet.... Here we have to worry about chickens, not chipmunks and deer..
Sorry you had a bad time.

Pat July 25, 2011 at 6:45 AM  

Holy crap. Well, at least you survived the weekend with no bike mishaps. That's a plus, too. Mamma said there'd be days like this, yes she did.

blueviolet July 25, 2011 at 7:04 AM  

Whoa mama, you burned up the weekend, didn't you? Alllllright!

Karen Mortensen July 25, 2011 at 7:16 AM  

Sorry the trip wasn't so great but at least those 5 things didn't happen. Hope you have a great week.

Miss C July 25, 2011 at 9:41 AM  

Sorry it was not a great trip. Poor chipmunk! Sometimes those animals can be so dumb.

Nolie July 25, 2011 at 11:32 AM  

Well I guess this is one way to look on the bright side ;)

Cheeseboy July 25, 2011 at 2:06 PM  

I bet it was the llamas that stole the helmets. That is why they were acting all aloof.

Keri July 25, 2011 at 2:06 PM  

Hello BPD... so glad I finally made it over here. You're a hoot and a half. Amazing photos too. You're a beauty with a fabulous mind.. llamas didn't spit on you? LOL too funny

keri

Classic NYer July 25, 2011 at 4:18 PM  

I'd give you a hug if I didn't think it would irritate your sunburn... poor diva...

Brenda Susan July 25, 2011 at 10:10 PM  

No no no! I'm so sorry the trip wasn't what you hoped for! Did they get your gorgeous butterfly helmet?

CinfulCinnamon July 26, 2011 at 7:15 AM  

Had to be a non-biker. That's one of the unwritten laws...You don't steal stuff left on a bike.

Your weekend sucked. Today is Tuesday, hope it's started out better for you this week.

Mad Mind July 26, 2011 at 7:59 AM  

Other than some things, it looks like you can at least find some good out of the weekend? :)

myinnerchick.com July 26, 2011 at 9:41 AM  

Dear, Diva.
Hugzzzzzzzzzzzz for you from Minnesota. xx

Many HUGS. ~Pop Pop~ July 26, 2011 at 1:13 PM  

Number 6: You didn't get to ride with me. :(

Carrie July 27, 2011 at 10:03 AM  

I'm just glad the llamas didn't spit on you :D

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