Thursday, September 8, 2011
Tomorrow is Friday? As in the end of the week Friday? When the hell did that happen? Did I just type three questions in a row? Do ya think I can write an entire post in questions? Do I think I can?
Why in the hell does Quickbooks claim to be an easy way to do the accounting for your business?
Should I have a round chambered in the Glock 27 beside my bed, or should I just keep the clip in it?
Should I be more assertive in my blog with my political beliefs?
I wonder why I'm not? Am I really that
tired afraid of controversy?
Are my aunts shaking their heads at my last question?
I really want my nose pierced, but should I? How bad does it hurt?
Why do my kids think it's so easy and fun to spend other people's money? Where does that sense of entitlement come from?
Why have I not found the time to do something peaceful this week?
Why does that guy at the gym keep asking me out?
I wonder if he's really as young as I think he is?
Why haven't I booked my vacation to Cape Cod?
Is my aunt nodding her head at that last question?
Should I keep up the sugaring or go for the laser?
Where's my new La Perla thong?
Why am I being mesmerized by the Progressive commercial about the "bundler?"
Why are so many people against the Constitution?
Why do people read blogs?
Are we basically a voyeuristic society?
Why am I asking questions instead of taking my medicine and trying to sleep after this hellacious week?
Did I do it, or was it an epic fail?
Why will tomorrow come too soon?
Should I say "goodnight" or "until tomorrow?"