Monday, November 21, 2011
You know I love spider stories, Lord knows I have my own, this is one I couldn't help but tell you.
Remember my friend 5150? He's a hardcore biker, general contractor, all around tough guy, really tough guy? He posted a status on Facebook the other day that made me laugh until I cried.
You see, no one messes with 5150, no one. He'll hand you your back side before you even know it's missing. That's the kind of guy my friend is.
In his status he perfectly captured the moment. I can just see him now. He was standing at the job site with his employees all around. He was on a phone call and saw a spider web. He reaches for his Stanley tape measure and began to poke at the web.
In no time flat he was confronted with a foe that he couldn't handle, the aggressive spider whose home he was messin' with.
His status read something like this:
"When you're standing around the job site, with all of your employees watching, and you're talking on the phone, don't poke a spider web with a 6' Stanley tape measure. In less than a second a HUGE spider can run down the tape measure and up your arm making you squeeeeel and jump like a little girl....just sayin..."
I'm laughing now imagining the spider dance in my head and 5150 squeeeeeeling and jumping around like a three year old girl!
Love ya 5150!