Saturday, December 3, 2011
You've all heard the saying "A good friend will help you move. A REALLY good friend will help you move a body."
I posted this as my Facebook status and my friends are hilarious! I love them. Had to share. Of course this is all hypothetical, especially if my psychiatrist happens to read this!
So here are the replies I received:
:-) A mulcher works better than hiding a body
call me any time Teri, I have a woodchipper =}
Fargo...here we come!
where do ya want to take it
ya know Ron, hypothetical, just askin
Although Ron, I know this place outside of Santa Rosa, it kinda looks like a smurf house
I'll help you if you help me
It'll take a few days for me to get there tho...
An extremely good friend will help you take someone out from a few blocks away by using a sniper scope so that you don't have to deal with the body.
I like the way you think!
An excellent friend provides an airtight alibi, cell phone records, Nordstrom receipts, documentation that you did indeed purchase a waffle cone maker, and some glossies showing you kickin it with your old pal Tupac.
haha, _ _ _ _ _ ! You and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ WERE raised by the same parents! You two need to get your butts to Oregon!
I get to be Madeline Kahn.
Ya gotta ask?!
I don't think you and I could carry dad, er, the body by ourselves......
Remember that old sleepover party game Light As a Feather, Stiff as a Board? We just need to get at least 4 people, so the weight will distribute evenly. I've got it all worked out. But we need some ski masks that aren't a polyblend. You know, for the pores.
I think I might be on probation LOL
Where's the body and do you have a good alibi while I move it?
you got my back, I got yours :)
You know it!
just message me where you want it dumped, and consider it moved, no questions asked
I'm lovin' my friends!
not only will I move it I have the land to hide it on and the coyotes to dispose of it
oh, coyotes, I like coyotes!
so love you!!!!
you need someone with Alzheimer's to help you, wait...who is this?
Thanks to all the friends who have my back and made this post possible! I love you all! And Doctor....no worries...I would never need to move a body....I don't think so anyway?